Ultimate PJs

Posted by admin | November 26, 2007 .

There was a gang. Wo logo ko maar ke unki dead body ke paas ghanti bajate the. So wat was der profession..
Ans: Marketing
(MAAR-KE-TING)
Teacher ne student se kaha- kabir ka doha sunaao, student ne kaha, “kabir saala kutta, doha diyo banaye, khud to saala khisak gaya, humko gayo phasaye”
Sanskrit teacher askd : wat is the meaning [...]

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Worst Exam Ever

Posted by admin | November 22, 2007 .

A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was wildlife Zoology.
After one week, a test was held.
The professor passed out a sheet of paper divided into four squares. In each square was a carefully drawn picture of a bird’s legs. No bodies,no feet, just legs.
The test [...]

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Professor’s Trick

Posted by admin | November 20, 2007 .

A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology students, about to hand out the final exam.
“I want to say that it’s been a pleasure teaching you this semester. I know you’ve all worked extremely hard and many of you are off to medical school after summer. So that no one gets their [...]

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