Ultimate PJs

Posted by admin | November 26, 2007 .

There was a gang. Wo logo ko maar ke unki dead body ke paas ghanti bajate the. So wat was der profession..
Ans: Marketing
(MAAR-KE-TING)
Teacher ne student se kaha- kabir ka doha sunaao, student ne kaha, “kabir saala kutta, doha diyo banaye, khud to saala khisak gaya, humko gayo phasaye”
Sanskrit teacher askd : wat is the meaning [...]

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Sardarji and Bush

Posted by admin | November 22, 2007 .

A Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with George Bush.
Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest)
Bush: Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)
Bush: more..more..more… (Sardarji went up to 100 feet)
Bush: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bush: you know, [...]

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Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Posted by admin | July 10, 2007 .

Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different … nothing more ]
Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

Q. I want to store more than 10 [...]

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